Sorry I’m late #truestorytuesday

3 of the best “I’m late” excuses… 1) I couldn’t poop this morning 2) I almost cut my nipple off 3) I just got out of jail this morning I know you have some of your own to add so leave them in the comments! Happy Tuesday y’all!  

Spider Monkeys in Alabama #truestorytuesday

So this one time… and I’m kicking myself for not having the voicemail for this very blog post… I had an employee call in because her daughter was bit by an exotic monkey at a friends party. I must’ve played that voicemail a thousand times to make sure I heard what I was supposed to hear. […]