3 of the best “I’m late” excuses… 1) I couldn’t poop this morning 2) I almost cut my nipple off 3) I just got out of jail this morning I know you have some of your own to add so leave them in the comments! Happy Tuesday y’all!
So this one time… and I’m kicking myself for not having the voicemail for this very blog post… I had an employee call in because her daughter was bit by an exotic monkey at a friends party. I must’ve played that voicemail a thousand times to make sure I heard what I was supposed to hear. […]